Lengthy absence, lengthy update.

So. Against my better judgement, a sweaty man from the telephonic organization visited my lovely new home this morning and has plugged a lot of wires into a lot of walls. The telephone may ring at any time and I am taking my first, tentative steps into the world of 'The Internet'.

So, yeah, some things have happened while I've been offline. Some things haven't, of course. My memory's not great, so I'm not sure which is which. Things which have definitely happened include: a graduation ball; a graduation; a very sad trip to the vet; a new house; maybe a new job; some new friends, some old friends. I know these things have definitely happened because I've got pictures. Some of these are available for the looking at, on my Flickr site. Some of them are to be seen below, also!

I might do better at updates now I can browse the electronic web whenever the fancy strikes me. Alternatively, I might begin to spend so much time online that I will neglect to leave the house and become a slothful and antisocial ex-deli employee, and hence have no updates or friends but only links to the latest intertelecommunicationnet-based fad.

We shall see!

1. House white; 2. House poseur (that's a fucking neckscarf); 3. House red; 4. Meg.

I've got news,

I've got pictures, I've got gossip and I've got anecdotes.

I haven't got the internet, though. This is proving to be somewhat more of a barrier than I had imagined, in terms of website-updates and general life-management.

And frankly, in between eating, working, mincing around Nottingham after dark and falling asleep during tennis matches, I'm finding it a very daunting barrier to remove.

If anyone fancies being my PA (by which I mean doing all the things I'm too lazy to do), I'm accepting applications. Previous applicants need not apply. Criminal background an advantage. Cover letter in your own handwriting, please.