I've got news,
I've got pictures, I've got gossip and I've got anecdotes.
I haven't got the internet, though. This is proving to be somewhat more of a barrier than I had imagined, in terms of website-updates and general life-management.
And frankly, in between eating, working, mincing around Nottingham after dark and falling asleep during tennis matches, I'm finding it a very daunting barrier to remove.
If anyone fancies being my PA (by which I mean doing all the things I'm too lazy to do), I'm accepting applications. Previous applicants need not apply. Criminal background an advantage. Cover letter in your own handwriting, please.
I haven't got the internet, though. This is proving to be somewhat more of a barrier than I had imagined, in terms of website-updates and general life-management.
And frankly, in between eating, working, mincing around Nottingham after dark and falling asleep during tennis matches, I'm finding it a very daunting barrier to remove.
If anyone fancies being my PA (by which I mean doing all the things I'm too lazy to do), I'm accepting applications. Previous applicants need not apply. Criminal background an advantage. Cover letter in your own handwriting, please.
posted by Lucy at 7:05 pm
3 Comments:
Tiens.
La voila!
Dear Lucy,
I visit your website more than 10 times a day. Please can you help me out by writing some nice stuff?
Also, where were you on Wednesday morning at 0730 hours!?
Thanks,
Jon
P.S. Please turn the sun down if you can do this, too.
Dear Jon.
Wednesday morning? 0730? I was supposed to have been at work for half an hour, but in reality I was fast asleep. Why the curiousity?
Sincerly,
Lucy.
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