Good news, or somethin'

My default reaction to people shooting out from sideroads across major roundabouts because they've been looking at their SatNav and not traffic conditions:

1. Right foot brake

2. Left foot clutch

3. Heel of right hand slams into middle of steering wheel like it's on fire

4. Optional (depends on company): profanity which would make a sailor (with Tourette's) blush

On the plus side: the horn on my new car is nearly as good as the old one. Just needs some breakin' in, is all.