I've been trying on dresses all day, in town.

I am wearing an enormous, ornate, heavy gold bead necklace that my housemate bought me for my birthday.

Every single time I've whipped a dress off, over my head, I have caught said necklace in the hem and twatted myself in the face with it. Every single time.

I didn't buy any dresses, in the end, and all I've got to show for a whole morning's work is a black eye :(