2009; better and also worse than 2008 YTD

I know I talk about boys aaaall the time, and if I was a nice girl I wouldn't (if I was a nice girl I would be married by now I guess).

HASTY EDIT lord above will I never learn

In other news, I had an all-day meeting with some guy so enormously, morbidly fat that I thought he might have a heart attack and die right in the middle of struggling to make himself a cup of tea. I had 999 tapped into my phone, ready. I've never had to dial it before!