NEW GAME

I've just wasted half my ridiculously expensive prescription ear-drops playing "Catchee Bottle" with the cat.

The game is: he creeps up; I flick the bottle; he looks intrigued and pouncy; I spray him in the face with antibiotic fluid and he leaps in the air in the most humerous fashion! It was so droll.

Now he's gone away again because he heard someone less cruel come home.