MAGIC

It's all sorted, now.

Take me to dinner: I'll dress like an adult, but I'll cover the table with plastic dinosaurs and spend all night playing with macro settings.

Sometimes things work out

and sometimes they don't.

Case(s) in point: 1) This morning I stood on and shattered one photoframe; one fell off the wall; and another one has fallen into an unreachable place behind my desk. 2) Fittingly, after my last boastful post, the internet hasn't worked for a full week, and today's engineer tells me it will be another week before it does.

On the other hand, the postman delivered me a new Blood Donor card this morning. It is a thing of beauty and - I'm not going to lie to you - I did quite a good dance whilst clutching it in my sweaty little hand. I am a very proud lady.