Halloween, birthdays and tanning

My friend Vik is moving to a new house with her boyfriend who now works on my team.

She's having a joint Halloween and housewarming party and me and my friends are either going as pregnant sexy nuns, or Death Eaters, or chavs.

We're leaning towards chavs now because I want an excuse to wear the bright pink skinny jeans I saw in Primark last week. They don't adhere to my current office-chic penchant.

On Thursday I'm going to Lanzarote! I'm going to get so brown.