i can see your face on the telephone
I BOUGHT A NEW COMPUTER
but don't tell my current one because he might get jealous and also scared about his impending demise.
Realistically I should have bought a new computer thirteen months ago when it stopped playing DVDs and then started a long, slow shutdown of everything else. I can't watch anything that moves at more than 3 frames per minute, and I would have to wait for ninety minutes for even that to load. Except this machine gets so hot after the very briefest use that it doesn't even do me the courtesy of closing down my programs or giving me an error message, it just shuts down, laughing, so it would never load.
My new computer will have a DVD thing and a big screen and a colourful shiny case and a harddrive bigger than the moon and will, basically, be a rocketship in comparison to my current laptop.
Whoop de whoop!
but don't tell my current one because he might get jealous and also scared about his impending demise.
Realistically I should have bought a new computer thirteen months ago when it stopped playing DVDs and then started a long, slow shutdown of everything else. I can't watch anything that moves at more than 3 frames per minute, and I would have to wait for ninety minutes for even that to load. Except this machine gets so hot after the very briefest use that it doesn't even do me the courtesy of closing down my programs or giving me an error message, it just shuts down, laughing, so it would never load.
My new computer will have a DVD thing and a big screen and a colourful shiny case and a harddrive bigger than the moon and will, basically, be a rocketship in comparison to my current laptop.
Whoop de whoop!
posted by Lucy at 7:09 pm
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