a kiss with a fist is better than none

Victoria S/P... theres reports of a blackhole opening up over Iran.........
Lucy B/Peo... yeah, yeah
Victoria S/P... really, have you not been on bbc news in the past half hour?
Lucy B/Peo... blackholes don't 'open up' slowly
Victoria S/P... its opened up, but is now slowly growing, they don't understand why.
Lucy B/Peo... really
Lucy B/Peo... can you send me the link?
Victoria S/P... no
Lucy B/Peo... how strange
Victoria S/P... indeed.
Lucy B/Peo... are you suggesting this is linked to the Large Hadron Collider
Victoria S/P... yes.
Lucy B/Peo... which hasn't actually collided any particles yet and won't for several months?
Victoria S/P... what else?
Lucy B/Peo... and by 'blackhole above iran' do you mean 'earthquake under iran'?
Victoria S/P... Man, I was so proud of myself merging two breaking news stories into one highly believable pile of rubbish! I should write for The News of the World!
Lucy B/Peo... yeeeees
Lucy B/Peo... i'm not convinced your grip of the science involved is quite good enough to fool anyone except a toddler...
Victoria S/P... people who read that paper only have the brain capacity of a toddler. I am sorted!
Lucy B/Peo... done! quit your job right now and go! go find your calling!
Victoria S/P... i'm on the edge of my seat about to quit!
Lucy B/Peo... i am quitting right now
Victoria S/P... to do what? You can't steal my job !
Lucy B/Peo... or at least going home