Things I do at work when I'm bored
Lucy/Peo... basically, Mel has written this big wall post to Adam saying 'hey Adam so i guess i applied for that job and guess what! they accepted me! i could be a manager in a year or so, still miles away from where you're at though. where are you at?"
Chris/Pe... interesting
Lucy/Peo... and Adam's response was like "oh wow well done innit keep a post open for me hahaha something about systems"
Lucy/Peo... it was just so weird
Chris/Pe... she's obviously very proud of herself
Chris/Pe... and wants to share the knowledge with otheres
Lucy/Peo... but wtf was all that about being behind Adam? she thinks he's some sort of chuffing god
Lucy/Peo... i think she wants to have a go on him
Chris/Pe... grim
Lucy/Peo... she wants to introduce him to the ways of hairy lady love
Chris/Pe... VERY grim. she's always thought he is a god.
Lucy/Peo... she wants to trap him in her love dungeon
Chris/Pe... nauseous
Lucy/Peo... she's going to let him get his willy wet
Chris/Pe... mayeb she's the married lady he's been seeing!
Chris/Pe... it all makes sense
Chris/Pe... and don't ever say willy again
Lucy/Peo... Mel is his My First Girlfriend
Lucy/Peo... she's like a playground for him
Chris/Pe... God imagine the heavy breathing!!!!!!!
Chris/Pe... it's loud enough =during every day meetings
Lucy/Peo... she lets him rub his scales all over her
Chris/Pe... hair and scales
Chris/Pe... good combo
Lucy/Peo... she likes it when his goggle eyes roam all over her hairy man-legs
Lucy/Peo... she waddled him into bed
Chris/Pe... image of willies in my head
Lucy/Peo... seductively
Lucy/Peo... wobbling it about for her
Lucy/Peo... five seconds of guilty enjoyment and then it's all over embarrassingly quickly
Lucy/Peo... maybe he did the willy dance for her?
Lucy/Peo... i've still never seen that
Chris/Pe... HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE WILLY DANCE???
Lucy/Peo... you told me!
Chris/Pe... I must have mentioned it
Chris/Pe... damn
Lucy/Peo... i think you're the only one who's experienced it
Chris/Pe... Give it a couple of weeks and you'll see for yourself
Chris/Pe... Foster agreed though
Lucy/Peo... i don't know if i'd find it endearing
Chris/Pe... I've only seen 2 boys do it.
Chris/Pe... maybe 3?
Lucy/Peo... i think Mel and Adam might have bonded over a complicated excel spreadsheet
Lucy/Peo... all heavy brething and excited nodding
Lucy/Peo... and then an illicit stolen kiss
Lucy/Peo... like tropical fish
Chris/Pe... STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
Lucy/Peo... you love it
Lucy/Peo... i'm going to type this up and make it into a story
Lucy/Peo... a story of two awful, pathetic people finding love with each other against all odds
Lucy/Peo... and bumping uglies
Chris/Pe... she's written it on other people's walls too
Lucy/Peo... oh really?
Lucy/Peo... the same thing?!
Chris/Pe... Sarah's
Lucy/Peo... maybe her and Sarah are muffdiving together
Chris/Pe... STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
Lucy/Peo... NOW SHE'S MUFFDIVING TAM
Chris/Pe... F##K off Raffles
Chris/Pe... seriously gonna puke
posted by Lucy at 3:08 pm
5 Comments:
That is beyond disturbing. My email is broken, but I just wanted to tell you that the video you sent me is 0.02 of Karen laughing?!
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So that's how the corporate world works.
If you put your ear to the ground and listen REALLY hard you can hear a p45 fast approaching.
Rach, I am sorry, I checked and doublechecked it was the right thing! I'll try again, I promise.
Cunningly, all the names have been changed in the above statement, also it is a work of fiction and any resemblance to real people, either living or dead, is a coincidence.
Somehow, that's more worrying.
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