Day One

of Dodgy Detox Drink Bought From the Staff Shop

and things are going OK. My non-boyfriend has resumed his basketball career and now I feel sluggish and unworthy so I am detoxing until Wednesday, as well as going to the gym Tuesday - Thursday - Saturday morning. This will have the added bonus of making me of an acceptable shape to fit into one of the many bikinis I have bought from the staff shop in the last four months.

So I'm drinking this stuff which looks like pondwater and tastes like pondwater with added lime juice, and it's really not all that bad. I've tried other detox drinks and had to give them up because of the strong 'fetid armpit' aroma. I'm teaming it with the recommended GI diet but I don't know how long that'll last as I am notoriously far too disorganised to follow any sort of eating plan, healthy or not.

Part of the reason I have chosen now to do said detox is Saturday Night. On Saturday Night my housemate and I went On The Prowl, much in the manner of lionnesses trying to track down dinner, except by 'dinner' we meant 'victims'. We talked to a lot of people but I can now state that there are catergorically NO attractive men in Nottingham. None. No where. What's a girl to do?! Well, what the girls in question did was have a glass of wine in about eight bars before running into some friends (friends of my non-boyfriend, which put paid to my fun) and going back to a houseparty which we didn't leave until 5am. On Sunday I was sicker than I have ever been and decided that, seeing as my body was purged of all wrong-doing, I was going to keep it that way.

Then tonight Zoe cooked the chocolate bread and butter pudding she made during the day on Saturday and now I don't know what's going on.