No they'll never catch me now

A T SHIRT! In the post!

To celebrate, I might have a conversation about a band so underground they haven't been invented yet.

Maybe I will break up with my girlfriend at lunchtime and write a song about it on the bus. The song will be an allegorical sea-shanty, and when I get home I will tie a parrot to my shoulder and hang out of the window shouting "ARRRRR!" at people in the street.

Today is working out pretty well.

EDIT: This pirate thing is not going over at all :(