DOUBLEPLUS UNGOOD
Dear Lucy,Uh. What.
We write concerning the repair of your Sony DSC P150.
Unfortunately we must advise you that our appointed repair agents have found addtional repair work that was not apparent upon initial examination of the equipment. Accordingly it has become necessary for the repair estimate to be revised as follows:
Parts: £215.99
Labour: £46.67
VAT: £45.97
Total: £308.63
Should you wish to proceed with the repair of your equipment, this estimate is valid for thirty days from the date of this letter.
Yours sincerly,
Jessops.
I have already paid you guys £175 to fix my camera. I paid this money to you to fix my camera. I did not pay it to you to send my camera away for some grubby-fingered technician to take it apart, scratch his head, and invent a new quote out of thin air. And yet this is, apparently, exactly what you have done.
I am not paying you nearly five hundred pounds to fix a three hundred pound camera. It is just not good economic practice and also I HATE YOU.
Fuck you, Jessops. Screw you.
7 Comments:
Let me sue them please - PLEASE! ll get you a free camera, bunch of flowers and the testicles of the CEO of Jessops.
I offer no condition, consideration, warrenty ot guarentee to this [non - legal] offer
Further to earlier posts: [cough] - should have taken it to boots they give you a quote for teh whole work to be done - [cough]
My advice is to firebomb the person in the store. When that has got their attention, show THE WORLD how unreasonable Jessops has been.
SUE THEM
You can keep the testicles.
(I tried taking it to Boots, Mr Know-It-All! They only do repairs on cameras that are under warranty and were bought from Boots in the first place, neither of which mine was!)
ummm... dont firebomb the shop, unless its the bigger one. Ask for your money back, just say that you had been told by whoever served you that £175 was all you need to pay for. You can get a newer better camera for less than the £175 repair cost.
Cease beig rational. The only recourse is a violent rampage leading to hundreds of deaths and an infraction involving a stoat.
The stoat will not be the least of the atrocities.
Failing that, what Jon said.
VIOLENT AND UNNECESSARY DEATHS ARE THE ONLY THING WHICH WILL APPEASE ME NOW
(James: remind me what Jon said again? Something about his bike, his drums or his hair? Or are you thinking of Joe?)
I am going to start proofreading everything I type.
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