ERIC
Thank you.
You unwashed, bearded, alcoholic, illiterate Northern wuss.
It is the best thing ever.
<3
posted by Lucy at 10:50 pm
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Thank you.
You unwashed, bearded, alcoholic, illiterate Northern wuss.
It is the best thing ever.
<3
3 Comments:
what's the best thing ever? his beard? it is pretty good. i've got one going on at the moment, but i'm getting a lot of stick about it. does eric have any advice?
No, he gave me a birthday present!
Eric's beard advice: he suggests hiding the stick in your beard and hitting anyone who comments unfavourably.
(Or at least this is probably what his advice would have been. There is no point in texting him to ask because he never replies, the big pansy.)
i will now reply:
any lads giveing you stick? use your wasppish wit: explain:
it keeps your face warm 'up north'
you can kerp food in it
hardly anyone with a beard is sent to prison
it saves time washing your face
tell any girls who find mirth amongst the fibres of your beard that you live in envy of their own almighty facial hair
dont know a lot about sticks
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