So, about this 'summer' thing -

Does anyone else feel like they've been shortchanged?

At the moment, Harry In The Park isn't happening. Nothing which involves going outside is happening.

This afternoon one of my more crucially-situated wiper blade motors exploded during the homeward-bound monsoon extravaganza. I spent the whole journey twisted into a position previously unknown to humanity as I tried not to run down cars and blurry pedestrians alike by navigating through the passenger part of the windscreen. I had to laugh, partly because all the other drivers were, but mostly because my vision was already criminally restricted without any further water being necessary.

Still, launch party tonight! And lunch tomorrow. Some things are good, despite the endless rain.