So my throat is in bits / And my lungs are real sick

I am sick!

I am never sick!

I am not sure what to do about it! At the moment I am pretty much living on sugary lemony paracetamol drinks and am fervently hoping that this will solve all the problems I have been having.

If this is the last update ever, you can take it as read that it turned out to be birdflu or SARS as I first thought, and not 'just a cold' as everyone else seems to think.

What do they know.