Christmas. (What do you mean, 'November'?)

Dear Santa.

I have been a good girl this year (well, it's all relative, right?), and these are the things I would like to find in my stocking on Christmas morning:

[ ] One pair huge fluffy, possibly angora (possibly still attached to the rabbit) knee-length toe-socks for cold winter nights

[ ] One kick-ass frying pan

[ ] One pair of the biggest, warmest, most marvellous slippers in the world (for cold winter mornings)

[ ] One new ear-stretchy thing, 3mm (must look exactly like the current one, I am quite attached to it)

[ ] One sensible haircut

[ ] A hug

[ ] Sleater-Kinney

[ ] Hologram boyfriend

... and that's pretty much it. Thanks Santa!

Listening out for those sleigh bells,

Hugs and kisses,

Lucy.