The tuck-shop is out of bounds to all but the Upper Sixth (and Pongo from the Lower Fourth)
You may write on both sides of the paper.
Q1) The Germans :
i. are so pleased about my birthday that they hold a five-day nationwide festival for it every year.
ii. took down all the street signs during the war and never replaced them, making it impossible for even celebrated foreigners to easily navigate their country.
iii. are unbelievably polite to and patient with people who haven't spoken a word of German since 1997.
Q2) Monday was:
i. the worst day.
ii. totally inappropriate.
iii. lacking sufficient cake, although back on-target for Annual Malteaser Consumption Quota.
Q3) I have bought:
i. a new camera!
ii. lots of German doughnuts.
Homework:
What do the following words have in common: almost, biopsy, chintz?
Extra credit:
I have got a spare ticket to see We Are Scientists on Sunday and none of the usual suspects can go! Does anyone think they deserve it? I promise not to make you feel like second-best!
Q1) The Germans :
i. are so pleased about my birthday that they hold a five-day nationwide festival for it every year.
ii. took down all the street signs during the war and never replaced them, making it impossible for even celebrated foreigners to easily navigate their country.
iii. are unbelievably polite to and patient with people who haven't spoken a word of German since 1997.
Q2) Monday was:
i. the worst day.
ii. totally inappropriate.
iii. lacking sufficient cake, although back on-target for Annual Malteaser Consumption Quota.
Q3) I have bought:
i. a new camera!
ii. lots of German doughnuts.
Homework:
What do the following words have in common: almost, biopsy, chintz?
Extra credit:
I have got a spare ticket to see We Are Scientists on Sunday and none of the usual suspects can go! Does anyone think they deserve it? I promise not to make you feel like second-best!
4 Comments:
1. Give me your old camera
2. Maybe Germans just like parties
3. Give me your old camera
4. Give me your old camera
How the hell have you made me an account? That's illegal. i wish to restate my anonymity
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1. This is not a replacement, it is an addition! It is a non-digital! My first in ten years!
2. C+ for effort, but I think you may have copied some of your answers from the bigger boys.
3. YER MUM!
4. I made you nothing, Mincing Boy!
Fine. It's my birthday soon. Remember:
a. that I am a good old-fashioned materialistic capitalist at heart.
b. being 20 will be traumatic and will require something big to soften the blow
c. you have a full time job
d. I know where the bodies are ready
so overall,
e. http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/Unicycle/index.html?CMP=KNC-google1
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