Burning issues (shoulders)
New datee continues to set off alarm bells left right and centre! Now I think he might be a murderer in the style of American Psycho.
1. Ex girlfriend, not his fault (maybe?), still don't want to hear it. Do I talk about exes? No!
2. Made me watch Ichi The Killer, cartoon version. Cartoons; creepy. Cartoons about maschocism; wrong.
3. Constant reference to sex becomes increasingly wearing.
Watched American Psycho and The Dark Knight this weekend though, so it's increasingly clear to me that as Stephen Fry will never be mine, Christian Bale would make a fair second.
1. Ex girlfriend, not his fault (maybe?), still don't want to hear it. Do I talk about exes? No!
2. Made me watch Ichi The Killer, cartoon version. Cartoons; creepy. Cartoons about maschocism; wrong.
3. Constant reference to sex becomes increasingly wearing.
Watched American Psycho and The Dark Knight this weekend though, so it's increasingly clear to me that as Stephen Fry will never be mine, Christian Bale would make a fair second.
posted by Lucy at 10:15 pm
8 Comments:
1. Maybe you should start talking about exes and making unfavourable comparisons, just to see what happens.
2. Wait until he breaks out the Yaoi Anime.*
*Prey that this doesn't happen.
I, of course, mean 'pray' and not 'prey'.
I don't have any interesting exes!
Then use your imagination!
Also, really?
Does he have business cards??? Start critiquing his viciously, the ultimate method to bring out the psycho within...
I've got business cards! They're better than yours.
James: really! Seems I only date mediocre boys?
You surprise me, I'd have thought there'd be at least a few Trans-Siberian Lion Tamers or similar.
I may be able to come up with some interesting stories about you that may or may not be boy related, if it would help in the 'get back at alarming boyfriend not boyfriend' plan?
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