Merry Christmas!

Dear all,

I'm well on my way to losing the game (not The Game, although I lost that too this morning) due excessive Cava consumption.

The cat is spending his first Kittenmas with me. It's special! Last night he ate two mince pies and got stuck behind the fridge.

I'm wearing an indiscreet dress to distress and confuse my elderly relatives and have delegated (resigned) Christmas cooking duties to my coked-up younger brother in the absence of my poorly mum.

Christmas rocks!

All my love,

Lucy x