Registering my hatred of the word 'uber'

- I think I am in love with Franz Ferdinand.

- My wireless gimmick is still not working. I did "chat" with a man from Belkin who told me to try installing it on a different computer. Plan of action: 1) Uninstall from current laptop. 2) Buy new laptop. 3) Install on new laptop. 4) Realise it was an adapter problem all along. 5) Buy two new adapters, one for each laptop. 6) Drop 'English Studies', begin life of cyber-piracy, only speaking in C++.

- I have wasted Day One of Reading Week! (I will add it to the running total of 14 wasted Reading Week days that I have accumulated in the last two years)

- Emma has been conducting terrifyingly inept scientific experiments in our back garden all day. I have been supervising (hiding).

- I walked all the way to Sainsburys with a spring in my step, and all the way back in a similar fashion. I bought flowers (partially for beautiful housemates, mostly for myself) and chocolate and lots of fruit juice. I put the fruit juice in the freezer, because apparently you can do that! The shopping was so heavy I put it in one of those orange over-shoulder bags and now I have a shoulder-hickey. Sexy!

- I am only dating boys in suits from now on. Preferably, boys in suits wearing those little ankle-boot things (see above).

- What is a good excuse for visiting my brother? Christmas (too far away), birthday (too intent on having fun here), Valentine's Day (too Freudian)?

- [requisite emo comment, question and/or query about boys]

- Quo and queef are not real words. And as if folds is a sex word. Honestly.