Monday, May 01, 2006

DEAR INTERNET

I know you don't owe me anything.

You've given me so much already.

And I know this is weird coming on the heels of the unnattractive no-makeup pictures.

But where can I buy a dress like this?

Hugs & kisses,

Lucy.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe not kisses but maybe a some leg touching and some arm stokes and osme twiddling of the hair and a few sneaky shared smiles, and a walk home full of giggles and "you are sooooo not my friend" type comments that equate to "i think you are soooooo hot" and a concerned sprint to our house at 3:20 for worrying that i have been mugged halfway down harrington drive, and....

*sigh*


::: /emo :::

Tue May 02, 03:50:00 am  
Blogger Lucy said...

HOWEVER, THIS IS NOT DRESS ADVICE, IS IT.

Wed May 03, 10:24:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is, you just don't understand it. If you were more bohemian it wouldn't be a problem.

Wed May 03, 12:00:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here are some.
http://www.warehouse.co.uk/pws/ProductCategoryAttributeLink.ice?productsPerPage=57&paId=DEPARTMENT&value=DRESSES

Wed May 03, 04:04:00 pm  
Blogger Lucy said...

It's too late, Anonymous (although, thanks!)

This is now about DAWN and how hot everyone thinks she is and what a goddamn EMO she is about it.

IS THAT OK WITH EVERYONE

Wed May 03, 04:52:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

everyone thinks i'm hot?

woah, i missed that. i am emo though. i also have a picture here http://forum.rocksoc.com/viewthread.php?tid=12979&page=2 that really made me think about how emo my hair used to be. i didn't realise that. and since i ddin't realise that, maybe its still emo and i don't realise now? do i have emo hair?

oh yeah andddddddddddd... its nearly three oclock, and i just got in from my *ahem* dinner :D

Thu May 04, 02:54:00 am  
Blogger Lucy said...

Being emo about the emo state of your own emo hair tips you over the edge, Dawn. It's Highsoc, or maybe Dramasoc, for you from now on.

DAWN: Everyone thinks I'm hot? Woah, I missed that. [giggles, flirts, ducks behind her hair] Say, what do you guys think of my hair? [links to picture of herself] Is it too emo? I don't think I'm emo but maybe I am, you know. [sniffling] I guess you can never tell.

EVERYONE ELSE: [*click*]

DAWN: Oh yeah and I nearly forgot to be emo-cryptic about something (even though I tell Lucy off about this all the time), so, I am going to refer to something 99% of you won't understand, but not give any more details to the other 1% than I already did in my late-night text and just let you all infer what I might have been up to! [dimples, hair swish, pout, fake-puzzled finger to the lips]

[[EXEUNT]]

Thu May 04, 09:11:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm probably missing something but that thread only contained tins of spam when I looked. Is dawn a tin of spam or is it some obscure euphemism of which I am unaware?

Doesn't being emo about being emo cause a tear in space and time?

Thu May 04, 12:30:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I an emu?

Thu May 04, 03:34:00 pm  
Blogger Lucy said...

Jon: Don't say I never give you anything.

James: Try the second page. Dawn's been emo for two weeks now, she doesn't know what she's posting.

Thu May 04, 09:31:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I ever say you didn't give me anything? I think what I actually said was....

"Lucy, you loser!"

...the end.

You should make my head sepia/black and white looking to make it look a bit more authentic.

Thu May 04, 10:28:00 pm  
Blogger Lucy said...

YOU'RE WELCOME

Geez.

Fri May 05, 08:58:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is all you could want from an emo fringe.

I'm not so keen on the 'tache though.

Fri May 05, 11:17:00 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCKING HELL.

That picture of jon is enough to make me want to never see him again.

Once I admit to being emo, doesn't it like, stop the emoness? And, erm, do emos listen to screaming goblins very often?

Sat May 06, 05:23:00 am  
Blogger Lucy said...

Emos LOVE screaming goblins, it reminds them how the world is full of pain and suffering and how they will never be understood by 95% of the population.

VERDICT: Still emo!

Sat May 06, 09:11:00 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm tempted to become a screaming goblin. Just change, overnight. Then, I would be the epitome of emoness, and therefore... at one with myself?

Yes?

Sat May 06, 01:59:00 pm  

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