
Invitations have been issued (twice, actually) in the highest form of sneakeryness
I am buying a) oranges; b) sugar; c) real vanilla ice-cream; d) bottles of wine
(I don't really like pancakes but I do like wine, and I am eager for my housemates' approval!)
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Erm. Is joe allowed to come, or is it just for girls?
Joe is acceptable, he has got long hair.
He also does girly things like cooks proper tea and likes having a shower. I am the man in our relationship, seemingly.
Actually, Dawn, I think Joe might be more welcome than you are.
How soon can he move in?
Next week?
....Does this mean I have to move out?
YES
I HAVE PACKED YOUR BAGS
THEY ARE ON THE FRONT LAWN
PLEASE LEAVE ME YOUR WEDDING RING
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