How much is too much?
After (just) fighting the (almost irresistable) urge to blow the entire budget on this place, I have excited and frankly excelled myself beyond all rational limits by successfully organising both HOTEL and TRAIN for the Super Mega Party of Fun in London.Now I need some invites.
As it is my birthday I demand that everyone wear party frocks and silly hats AT ALL TIMES and am seriously wondering at the logistics of transporting an enormous fancy iced birthday cake for consumption on the train.
YES.
posted by Lucy at 11:40 am
9 Comments:
chocolate is too much.
it should be cheaper and more readily available so that i can eat it lots, even when i don't want to.
does the first person to comment no this post get an invite?
Presumably only if you're wearing a silly hat.
You big loser! I invited you and you laughed in my face!
So that's a no then?
i was clearly sucking extra hard that day.
if the invite still counts...and you remind me of the details and i'll check my diary.
aside from that, thank you so much for road tripping with me at such short notice with wet hair and places to be.
i owe you a ride on the handle bars of my bike next time you're in trouble (or just for fun)
You are causing logistical problems Mr. Jarrold.
When you master transporting yourself on that bike, then I might ask for a lift!
Never mind. The logistics are fixed, if you want it.
I don't really deserve to come to your party. Plus, my head is outrageously too big for a party hat, even an outrageously big party hat at that!
Also, it's a week day, and that is the bigger problem for me.
Therefore, Miss Lucifer, I'm going to backtrack and say 'thanks so much, but party on without me.'
It's for the best, because I g) at things
God I am not posting this again. Blogger obviously has a higher opinion of you than I do and sees fit to delete insulting posts.
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