Runtime Error: 3:20
3:20am: finally fall asleep on keyboard
3:40am: crawl into bed, fully clothed
4:45am: wake up when invisible presence fills my tummy with burning hot coals, turns my limbs into tempered steel and puts pigs in my head
5:00am: resolutely ignore this
5:10am: give up 'ignoring' and lie on bathroom floor wishing I was dead
5:11am - 7:29am: continue lying on bathroom floor thinking that maybe I am
7:30am: think I have been sick enough for one night, thankyou, and crawl back into bed
8:00am: alarm goes off
11:10am: pigs are gone so I reason it is finally safe to get up
11:50am: mysteriously fine!
ALL TIMES ARE APPROXIMATE
Also, you guys, comments are back. Please don't hesitate to let me know just how much I suck!
3:40am: crawl into bed, fully clothed
4:45am: wake up when invisible presence fills my tummy with burning hot coals, turns my limbs into tempered steel and puts pigs in my head
5:00am: resolutely ignore this
5:10am: give up 'ignoring' and lie on bathroom floor wishing I was dead
5:11am - 7:29am: continue lying on bathroom floor thinking that maybe I am
7:30am: think I have been sick enough for one night, thankyou, and crawl back into bed
8:00am: alarm goes off
11:10am: pigs are gone so I reason it is finally safe to get up
11:50am: mysteriously fine!
ALL TIMES ARE APPROXIMATE
Also, you guys, comments are back. Please don't hesitate to let me know just how much I suck!
posted by Lucy at 11:43 am
2 Comments:
A Prequel to Runtime Error: 3:20
Earlier that night, Erica spoke of cookies (an entire rack of them!)
It is because I am not used to rich foods.
I usually survive on a simple diet of brown rice and steamed fish (creamcakes and cups of tea).
(Word Verification Scrabble:
"Jump, Zebedee!" Yelled Brian Yesterday)
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