Important news!
See that lovely (vicious) old lady on the right? See what she has in her hands?Knitting.
What did I have in my grubby little paws last night? What ability is no lady complete without? What did my mother despair of ever teaching her dextrously-challenged daughter?
KNITTING.
And what have I mastered in just three days?
KNITTINGS.
(Also there is minimum internet available whilst I am 'on the run' from 'the fuzz', email is broken indefinitely and I am rubbish at answering phones. Stay in touch folks!)
posted by Lucy at 3:24 pm
2 Comments:
Text me. No, I'll text you.
No, I'll text Eric. No, he texted me.
No, ignore all of that.
You are more like that person you think you are not like than you know! Knitting is the reason for this.
I like scarves, incidently. And I've got a great Aunty Ruby who's surname is Scarf. In summary, you can knit me a scarf. As a reward, I might wear it.
You are too cryptic for me, Monsieur Jarrold! Who do I think I am not like?
(I am knitting you a scarf out of arsenic and old ladies. I think you will like it.)
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