HIGH DAYS AND HOLIDAYS!
God damn it god damn it
MY PARENTS WIN AT LIFE
I told them I did not want a party for my 21st because I do not like fuss or planning (and sometimes I do not like birthdays).
I told them I was probably going to have a quiet couple of days in London with some special types, if we could afford it.
I told them I would like to have a ring made for my present, this is the only thing I want.
My mum just rang me. She asked me to dogsit. She told me off for never answering my phone.
She offered to pay for London.
This is what my dreams look like.
MY PARENTS WIN AT LIFE
I told them I did not want a party for my 21st because I do not like fuss or planning (and sometimes I do not like birthdays).
I told them I was probably going to have a quiet couple of days in London with some special types, if we could afford it.
I told them I would like to have a ring made for my present, this is the only thing I want.
My mum just rang me. She asked me to dogsit. She told me off for never answering my phone.
She offered to pay for London.
This is what my dreams look like.
posted by Lucy at 6:56 pm
5 Comments:
Your mother sounds awesome. I said I didn't want any fuss for my 21st and that's what I got. I was secretly disappointed.
I hope you enjoy your free weekend of boozing.
Culture! Cocktails! Fancy hotels!
(It is not until February and I am already half-dead with excitement!)
Just be careful not to die a little more each day until your birthday arrives. You are not a phoenix.
Unless you are. In which case go for it. I'm going to resume my envy of you now.
Squawky voice: CHECK
Uncontrollable feathers (hair): CHECK
Bursts into flames at inappropriate moments: CHECK
SIGNS ARE GOOD
Indeed they are. If you could only achieve a mythical status you'd be set.
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