GOD Film2006

I am so Barry Norman

Barry Norman totally hides behind his hands like a little tiny girl during the scary parts (85% of the film)

Peter Jackson is apparently a master of his trade (CGI budgeting). Why have one terrifyingly vicious T-Rex when you can have three?! Why have one character in a perilous situation involving oversized insects when they could all get involved?! Why have one stampeding brontosaurus when you can have a whole herd?! Why have one shot of Beauty and the Beast doing twitchy face-acting when you can have them doing it every twenty seconds?!

OKAY

It was actually pretty good, actually, I had not expected natives, or dinosaurs, or really any anthropomorphic drama. These were all enjoyable.

Well done all round.